Casting Rocky Horror, DDO-style

Lolth N. Furter
As a few of you may know, I’m in an annual local production of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.” I play Dr. Scott, a role I fell into accidentally when the guy who was supposed to play him stopped showing up after a few rehearsals and the director discovered I could do a German accent. (Actually mine’s more Austrian, but close enough for our purposes.)

We just wrapped up five shows in three days, and my voice is pretty much nonexistent – Dr. Scott’s voice is about five octaves lower than mine, LOL. But while I can’t talk very much right now, I can write.

So I was pondering what to do for my weekly blog when it occurred to me that it might be fun to cast Rocky Horror… with DDO NPCs. And since I couldn’t think of any better ideas than that – well, here you go. The Rocky Horror cast, DDO-style.

Cast of Characters

Brad Majors (A Hero) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Talbron Tewn
Janet Weiss (A Heroine) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cellimas Villuhne
Riff Raff (A Handyman) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Inquisitor Gnomon
Magenta (A Domestic) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Malicia
Columbia (A Groupie) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Eveningstar Villager
Dr. Frank N. Furter (A Scientist) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lolth
Rocky Horror (A Creation) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Belashyrra
Eddie (Ex Delivery Boy) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coyle Lovell
Criminologist (An Expert) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Amskar
Dr. Scott (A Rival Scientist) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bensen Virandson

Ralph Hapschatt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Elminster
Betty Munroe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ana Brabener
Photographer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Truthful One

The Transylvanians

Jeets Shimis and the Tidy lasses
Arraetrikos, Horoth, and Suulomades
Zuggtmoy
Roderic Nettle
Cholthulzz
Scrag, Arboth, and Snutch
Velah
Lucy Lawful
The Eveningstar Villager
Jack Jibbers

Now I kinda want to cast some more movies with DDO characters… and I wanna filk some RHPS songs.  *evil grin*

Also, Lolth looks kickass with those lips, doesn’t she?

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6 thoughts on “Casting Rocky Horror, DDO-style

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  2. Brian14

    I like most casting choices, especially Cellimas. I don’t think Lolth is sufficiently androgynous to be Frank N. Furter, but nobody in DDO is, so Lolth is as close as you can get.

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